Gilbert Gottfried reads from "WAP" by Cardi B

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/05/gilbert-gottfried-reads-from.html

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Exceeds expectations.

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He did the same thing when Madonna released her “sex” book. So, so wrong to hear him talking about “his pussy”.

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This was not as bad as his telling of The Aristocrats joke.

That was truly filthy.

That said, dear god this is wrong too I can’t unhear this

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Haha I was expecting him to end this with the same punchline

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5/7 way better than ben shapiro.

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Every once in awhile I’m compelled to put my mad photoshop skills on display… this is one of those times.

Let’s not forget this masterpiece…

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I raise you Morgan Freeman.

I just fell out of bed nearly coughing up blood laughing at the cat part. I lost the ability to breathe for a few minutes

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His long-running podcast is good stuff. But, yeah, he’s as nasty as they come.

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Recommend the documentary Gilbert. Much of his abrasiveness is a defense mechanism. His wife is a saint and the kids are all right.

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OMG - I remember that.

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Not gonna lie, this is the best thing I’ve heard all week.

I mean, granted the bar that 2020 has set thus far, but still.

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I’m old. When I’ve read WAP I have thought about a Nokia 7110 and why Cardi B still uses a=20 year old cellphone…

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And the internet provides a mashup in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .

Wrong cartoon bird.

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Cartoon birds (or birdlike creatures) must be his speciality.