Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/02/giuliani-disbarred-from-9-11-hero-to-maga-zero.html
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If he’d had the good sense to simply die and/or retire immediately after his second term he probably would have a statue in Times Square by now just by virtue of being the guy who was mayor during 9/11. What a crazy, slow-motion act of self-immolation.
Good. Now could he maybe fuck off forever and die in obscurity, abandoned by God and mankind?
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Right? He was a horrible person and mayor even back then, but 9/11 was such an accidental rehabilitation that people were clamoring to abolish term limits just to give him another run at it. Now he’s just another Trump-sniffing national embarrassment.
Joining a cult doesn’t end well no matter who you are.
I was arguing with someone recently about a guy we know who has consistently gotten away with shady business practices for years.
I said he would eventually get in big trouble, you can’t keep it up forever and always get away with it, and the reply was “he’s been getting away with it forever, his type always gets away, just look at Trump.”
Well, just look at Giuliani, and Alex Jones, and Steve Bannon.
Who was it that said, “Anything Trump touches, dies?” Yet another example.
Drunk, disbarred and broke is no way to go through your golden years.
I kinda feel like if you hired Giuliani as a lawyer, you deserve what you got.
MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
Rudy Giuliani, Jenna Ellis, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Cheseboro, Ray Smith and John Eastman look so small in that picture.
Like they say, you get what you pay for. (And Trump apparently didn’t pay anything.)
At least Trump can’t un-disbar him.
Nor can Trump undo the civil judgments against him.
All aboard the Trump express!
Collect em all!
Sad that I recognize most of these losers. But I can’t say I recognize the one who looks possessed in the lower right hand corner. Like, ‘oh YEAH! this is my first mugshot! Can’t spell mugshot without HOT! yeeeeehaw! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!’ And the good reverend on the lower left: ‘what a fine mess I’m in now… consequences…’
And you just KNOW lumpy was up all night snortin adderall and practicing his Mein Kampf stare.
Either that or he was using Kubrick’s classic “head down, eyes up” look for characters who have snapped.
Someone said that Trump learned the pose from the models he hung out with.