Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/19/giuliani-says-hell-be-helped-in-heaven-for-being-disbarred.html
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Maybe the reason he’s constantly inebriated is because every time he reaches for a glass of water it miraculously turns into wine.
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oh, rudy! there’s no heaven for you.
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What god supports the principles you were standing for? Mammon??
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I prefer sooner rather than later.
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Catholic heaven loves divorce, getting remarried after your divorce and marrying your cousin?
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What’s he waiting for then?
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I’ll admit to being surprised that Giuliani still has his WABC show after all that’s happened. Surely they could get better ad rates for that hour than whatever the woo peddlers and scam artists pay.
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I’m sure God will drop a nickel in his cup, as he walks by Rudy on the sidewalk just outside the Pearly Gates. Not a reward, mind you. Just pity.
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Bear in mind what he knows about Heaven is that it’s a bar .
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While reducing the number of lawyers in the world is certainly a good deed, it’s unlikely to carry much weight in mitigating Rudy’s afterlife sentence.
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Sorry, Rudy. You won’t be the first.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3wmeot/a_lawyer_and_a_priest_die_and_go_to_heaven/
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If Rudy gets to Heaven, it will be because Satan finally put his foot down and told the Almighty that there are limits to what he’s prepared to put up with.
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“Alright, loser gets stuck with Rudy for eternity.”
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Good luck with that, you useless fcuker. Here on Earth you’re totally screwed, and you deserve ever moment of the shitstorm coming your way.
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What on Earth makes Giuliani think he’ll be admitted to Heaven?
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Well, we all know that “in Heaven, everything is fine. You got your good thing, and I got mine.”
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Here I thought christians had to believe in Jesus to get into heaven. Now they have to believe in Trump instead?
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