Nope, only bad, worn out Uranus joke mostly practiced by middle schoolers these days.
As far as I can tell…
I’d be delighted to hear a fresh one.
Fun fact: You can charge many glow in the dark items almost instantly by holding them up to a black (UV) light.
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So you’d think. But the lady I’m with is full of sunshine. She’s made me see stars without these.
You can charge glow in the dark stuff quickly using a UV source, but IIRC they decharge quicker because all the incoming light is at a similar energy level. I don’t remember why but the light of the sun, which covers many different energy levels will emit light over a longer period of time.
In the same way you can use a laser (which emits light at just one energy level) to turn a small patch of glow into dark, so you can write messages on it. (possible explanations)
But only if they’ve spent some time in bright light first. Conclusion - these undies are most useful if worn on the outside of your pants.
Attack ships on fire off your left ass cheek… I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near your camel toe.
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Sixth comment down. Better than I expected. Good job, Boing Boing!
Solution 4: apply tritium
I thought so too.
Patience—the universe is still expanding.
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“Patience-the universe is still expanding” … thus opening the door to Yo Mama jokes. Thanks a bunch!
It was either that or a “full moon” joke.
tritium would drag them down. Bug or feature?
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