"Go Away" doormat

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These don’t work. Visitors laugh and press your doorbell anyway.

It’ll probably get stolen.

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My door is unprotected from the rain so the doormat will get soaking wet. If it retains it like this one, it’ll rot the deck underneath. Be that as it may, I’m much prefer one that says

Come back with a warrant.

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I prefer that old standby" “Don’t go away mad. Just go away.”

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