Man accused of stealing 37 doormats from Manhattan banks


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Is it terrible that I am more interesting in his 15 daughters? No sons? Wow. But the rugs are worth more then $30 of course, and most often you contract through a laundry service (like to have them and really rent them) - they come and replace them depending on how filthy they get.


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The man is named Footman? And he (allegedly) steals doormats?


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16 women in the house. I would be out stealing doormats too.


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There's a joke in there about being a doormat, maybe? Or his daughters' shoes were filthy.


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Get the S.E.C., The Administration and Congress after him and he can count on never seeing day one in jail...


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Bank doormats? You mean the Congressmen who voted for the bailout?


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[Insert Game of Thrones reference here]


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