Google claims it's figured out how to make a time crystal

Originally published at: Google claims it's figured out how to make a time crystal | Boing Boing

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Maybe someone could just start by making a nice clock with it. Or if they can figure out how to play games on it then development will go really fast.

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I guess the next logical step after dropping the “Don’t Be Evil” motto.

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I bet all those crystal-wielding people I encountered in England are all frantically making their way to Stonehenge as we speak.

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Damn! That’s going to make my time tunnel obsolete.
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Pfft, Gene Ray invented Time Cube dozens of years ago.

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Oh, the Glastonbury set will love this, for sure. They’re probably using this article right now to prove that science says their crystals work.

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For those not familiar. It’s more likely I could learn and understand the quantum mechanics behind the time crystal more easily than I could the concept of a 4 day Earth.

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We’ve replaced these diners fresh brewed coffee with Google Time Crystals. Let’s see if they notice.

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Ha! This comment is gold.

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We all know that the first practical use of a time crystal will be watching extra-temporal or inter dimensional porn.

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I made and used a time crystal once, although when I used it is a little fuzzy … perhaps irrelevant. Whatever … now we’re all here! Have a good one!

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Bah. Time crystals are for babies.

Time cubes! That’s the answer! TIME CUBES!

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in another universe a librarian named crystal was giving a god particle to an enquiry

But now you can upgrade to one of these

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None for me please. My doctor says too much time makes me tense.

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