Great Pyrenees elected mayor


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#2

a chicken in every food bowl, and a little love behind the ears FOR AMERICA


#3

Foreign policy? Bark a lot, snuggle if they come close.


#4

  BIG STICK?


#5

These dogs have a bark that’ll break out windows. You don’t need much more than that. Several are a great white fleet.


#6

Stories like this keep my misanthropic tendencies in check.
Thanks, people of Cormorant (except those 3 idiots who didn’t vote for the dog)!


#7

Still white and male, but on the plus side at 7 years old, term limits should not be a factor.


#8

That is a respectable 49 in Cormorant, Minnesota years.

Also, this outcome is less landslide, more avalanche.


#9

$1 to vote? Sounds like this election was bought. I demand an investigation.


#10

I’m thinking that there should probably be an investigation into this “Big Kibble” angle – just what sort of favors are Tuffy’s Pet Food expecting from the mayor?


#11

Just how long can he ignore the increasing number of “Cat Lives Matter” protests since he took office?


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Meanwhile, enemies of the new mayor plan to bury him in red tape


#13

That looks like a truly cunning plan.


#14

This would work much better than the traditional US foreign policy plan


#15

BREAKING: Mayor spends public funds on neuticles.

Film at 11.


#16

This just in: Local mayor pressures AKC to change name of breed to AWESOME Pyrenees.


#17

All Correct!


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