Because nothing says “I’m over 50” like a Gremlins sweater.
Don’t wear it after midnight.
I know a 43-year-old who would love this sweater. I don’t think he’d wear it, though.
I’m 33 and I’d totally wear it, and not ironically, but because I find it hilarious and I am a sucker for goofy nostalgia. However, $85 is rather steep so I’ll pass.
god damn, work has an “awful 80s outfit OR bad holiday sweater” competition in november, and I could totally win both categories if this shipped now.
NB: the aforementioned is 100% true.
Add some acid wash jeans and a slap bracelet and some neon high-tops 
If I wear it, can I eat after midnight?
(dating myself)
Yes, but no crumbles on the fabric. Also, it is not light-fast and is dry-clean only.
(My social life also sucks.)
[ducks]
Or 40.
Do you even stay up that late, old man? 
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