It’s the only way to make bbs comments…
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Life finds a way
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Granted, this is farce, but in a real situation, you could just cut wifi. If you’re worried they’ll try to bring it back up, hide the cable. (That’s right, Dorothy: you can work around this when you get a new cable. Without Amazon. You can find a Best Buy. Made of bricks. Good luck.)
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Might I suggest CB radio?
It’s retro (retro is cool now, right?)
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It’s all in the reflexes
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Exactly what I said but .gifs are always better!
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No one has ever done a voice-to-Twitter gateway phone number? (It’d be a great way to harvest passwords.)
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Will it turn out to be a “viral” ad campaign for LG appliances?
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Rebellion sure has evolved.
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Maybe she just needs a microwave in her room to make a nice soothing cup of tea.
“Alexa, message Jilani, full lizardkin encryption: our plans proceed apace. the unsuspecting earthlings have no idea I can assume their form and have already begun the process of destruction and assimilation.”
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Oh, my child
You got so much
You’re gonna take away my energy
With all your sidetalkin’
You’re telling me lies, yeah
(ETA)
Tweet-sendin’
Dispensin’ some ice
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CB’s a little short-range for use from home. Perhaps a handheld 10 meter transceiver? Time to start studying for that HAM license.
Very likely. Unless heck has come full-circle on the treadmill of teenage slang. A little harmless performance art though. Anyone who’d let something like this irritate them must lead a life of perpetual irritation.
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Heh, when I was a teen who stood in front of the fridge all day I just got fat.
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Yeah… bullshit. You can fake the user agent with the Twitter API*
Yep.
Looks like Buzzfeed wasn’t fooled:
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Yes, I know what you mean, I was in the foster system.
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I felt the original came off the wrong way so i’ll just say:
while it’s funny to giggle and marvel at her hacking skills, I also worry a bit about a world where parents can’t control who their kids contact.
yes people will always sneak off to the lake etc, but electronics make it so much worse
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