Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/15/hand-stuck-to-freezing-metal.html
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Ooops! Now I have two body parts stuck…
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Of course, if your tongue is stuck to the flagpole, you’ve got to get a friend to do it. Good luck with that.
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You’re in luck!.
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Parties MUST stay together with no eager, single man ahead
The man ahead must be married and/or dejected.
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But what if they triple-dog dare you 
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Damnit, you are five minutes more clever than I am.
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Doesn’t work to well for tongues
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Well - that works for slightly less than half of the population…
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Donnald Trump is there to offer a helping… hand.
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Indeed. Could be quite the salty pretzel!
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If you’re male, you mean…
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What about those of us who just like urinating on our hands? I mean, isn’t everyone else wondering why the hand was ■■■■■ before touching the metal?
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Wouldn’t Donald be jealous of the metal?
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Serious question:
What should I do if I have foot fungus, get stung by a jellyfish, and step on a metal sea urchin when it’s really cold out?
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Serious answer:
Jump back in time and put on sturdy shoes.
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Oh, hey, sorry, man! I thought your hand was frozen stuck. Or stung by a jellyfish. Or something.
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I already know lady farts smell like baby powder, but am I also to believe you do not urinate?
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Somehow describing a person’s hands as “■■■■■” is almost as off-putting as imagining them dripping with urine.
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This could be interesting if you’re on a first date skiing or mountaineering.
A great way to break the ice.
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