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Ooops! Now I have two body parts stuck....
Of course, if your tongue is stuck to the flagpole, you've got to get a friend to do it. Good luck with that.
You're in luck!.
Parties MUST stay together with no eager, single man ahead
The man ahead must be married and/or dejected.
But what if they triple-dog dare you
Damnit, you are five minutes more clever than I am.
Doesn't work to well for tongues
Well - that works for slightly less than half of the population......
Donnald Trump is there to offer a helping... hand.
Indeed. Could be quite the salty pretzel!
If you're male, you mean..
What about those of us who just like urinating on our hands? I mean, isn't everyone else wondering why the hand was moist before touching the metal?
Wouldn't Donald be jealous of the metal?
What should I do if I have foot fungus, get stung by a jellyfish, and step on a metal sea urchin when it's really cold out?
Jump back in time and put on sturdy shoes.
Oh, hey, sorry, man! I thought your hand was frozen stuck. Or stung by a jellyfish. Or something.
I already know lady farts smell like baby powder, but am I also to believe you do not urinate?
Somehow describing a person's hands as "moist" is almost as off-putting as imagining them dripping with urine.
This could be interesting if you're on a first date skiing or mountaineering.
A great way to break the ice.