Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/06/13/man-mails-amputated-toes-to-ho.html
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I saw the headline and was concerned that some disturbed individual just got weary of having toes and decided they should go on to a greater destiny.
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How chintzy. If I wanted to drink people, I would just open up a can of Soylent Soda.
How does it taste? Depends on the people.
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I’m happy for everyone involved but no thanks.
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[insert Futurama not-shocked gif here]
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Another job that I’m unwilling to do what it takes to get my foot in the door.
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Nope, just a disturbed individual that decided they should run in an Arctic ultra-marathon.
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For most of the BB repeating posts that get a certain percent of NOPE, like eye/mouth edits I am there cheering for more. But this Sour toe cocktail can die in a fire and have all memory of it destroyed. 
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Yes, this and chocolate anuses.
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Well, heck, if they’re spending six months in rock salt first, sign me up. I promise I won’t swallow it and run away.
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It just doesn’t seem like my cup of toe.
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I wouldn’t eat mummified items which were meant as food. Why would I do it for people meat?
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Nope. Nope. Nope. 
: Still nope.
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I like to think he was listening to this as he put together the package…
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For me this damn toe stand alone in crossing my line of serious not fucking around, I do not feel well now, hard NOPE.
Chocolate anuses just gets a bemused chuckle from me.
Note to self: Cancel chocolate anus order to @Magdalene
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He’s trying to right a wrong perhaps and taking a step towards posterity.
https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/human-toe-used-in-sourtoe-cocktail-stolen-from-canadian-bar/
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Their previous itme getting a toe in the mail:
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I hear the salt brings out the flavor! 
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Are you offering to foot the bill?
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