“We couldn’t be happier to receive a new toe. They are very hard to come by these days,” said the hotel in a statement.
Great to hear. Most people will not abide a toe in the mail.
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Canadians just can’t keep from punning…
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same guy, same toes, but as of the previous article they had not yet actually been delivered
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Must… not… google… chocolate anus…
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I’ll get you a toe by 3PM.
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BB has posted about it a few times
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With nail polish!
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You’re not supposed to eat it. That would be gross. You just roll it around in your mouth a bit to get an appreciation for the texture then you spit it out for the next person waiting their turn.
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Right, eating it would be the only gross thing in that paragraph.
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Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.
Fuckin’ amateurs. They send us a toe, we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
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Over the years, I’ve noticed that bar seems to be losing their toes at an accelerating rate.
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Ewwww…
If you think the toe thing is gross DO NOT order the “Hedwig’s Angry Cock-tail.”
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Three fingers of whiskey, and a toe!
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