Human toe used in "sourtoe cocktail" stolen from Canadian bar


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For an amateur, sure. A professional could get a toe–with nail polish–by 3 o’clock this afternoon.


To lose one toe may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.


…until the day when his drunken clone showed up…



As opposed to a bad toe?


“Is this your friend?”

“He was taller.”


They’ll probably find the toe about a foot away…


There are ways, Dude. You don’t want to know about it.


The Yukon has a long tradition of bizarre culinary acts:


Some people really like to toe the line of bad taste


The thief must be punished.

The toe must be replaced.

Connect the dots.


They interview that guy further on in the video.


Rocket: Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes.
Yondu: (Shakes head)
Rocket: Okay, then let’s just agree never to discuss this.


Eats toes and leaves?


The toe is one thing, but do you really have to drink Jack Daniels? Can it at least be Gentleman Jack?


I am a member (excuse the pun) of the Sourtoe Cocktail Club (#2789). It’s a shame that’s been stolen. I may donate my rather prodigious big toes when I perish.


I had the toe in a glass of Yukon Jack. I thought you could put it any form of alcohol.


The toes are clearly problematic.

Maybe they should move on to another body part?


Call a toe truck.

They’ll deliver as many as you want.