Human toe used in "sourtoe cocktail" stolen from Canadian bar


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/20/human-toe-used-in-sourtoe-co.html


#2

For an amateur, sure. A professional could get a toe–with nail polish–by 3 o’clock this afternoon.


#3

To lose one toe may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.


#4

…until the day when his drunken clone showed up…


#5


#6

As opposed to a bad toe?


#7

“Is this your friend?”

“He was taller.”


#8

They’ll probably find the toe about a foot away…


#9

There are ways, Dude. You don’t want to know about it.


#10

The Yukon has a long tradition of bizarre culinary acts:


#11

Some people really like to toe the line of bad taste


#12

The thief must be punished.

The toe must be replaced.

Connect the dots.


#13

They interview that guy further on in the video.


#14

Rocket: Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes.
Yondu: (Shakes head)
Rocket: Okay, then let’s just agree never to discuss this.


#15

Eats toes and leaves?


#16

The toe is one thing, but do you really have to drink Jack Daniels? Can it at least be Gentleman Jack?


#17

I am a member (excuse the pun) of the Sourtoe Cocktail Club (#2789). It’s a shame that’s been stolen. I may donate my rather prodigious big toes when I perish.


#18

I had the toe in a glass of Yukon Jack. I thought you could put it any form of alcohol.


#19

The toes are clearly problematic.

Maybe they should move on to another body part?


#20

Call a toe truck.

They’ll deliver as many as you want.