Human toe used in "sourtoe cocktail" stolen from Canadian bar

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/20/human-toe-used-in-sourtoe-co.html

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For an amateur, sure. A professional could get a toe–with nail polish–by 3 o’clock this afternoon.

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To lose one toe may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.

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…until the day when his drunken clone showed up…

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As opposed to a bad toe?

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“Is this your friend?”

“He was taller.”

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They’ll probably find the toe about a foot away…

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There are ways, Dude. You don’t want to know about it.

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The Yukon has a long tradition of bizarre culinary acts:

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Some people really like to toe the line of bad taste

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The thief must be punished.

The toe must be replaced.

Connect the dots.

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They interview that guy further on in the video.

Rocket: Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes.
Yondu: (Shakes head)
Rocket: Okay, then let’s just agree never to discuss this.

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Eats toes and leaves?

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The toe is one thing, but do you really have to drink Jack Daniels? Can it at least be Gentleman Jack?

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I am a member (excuse the pun) of the Sourtoe Cocktail Club (#2789). It’s a shame that’s been stolen. I may donate my rather prodigious big toes when I perish.

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I had the toe in a glass of Yukon Jack. I thought you could put it any form of alcohol.

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The toes are clearly problematic.

Maybe they should move on to another body part?

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Call a toe truck.

They’ll deliver as many as you want.

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