Happy Mutants food and drink topic (Part 1)

Asian/Japanese charcoal, especially binchotan, is low/no smoke because it’s already almost completely carbonized and pretty dense.

You still need ventilation but they’re pretty safe in doors and frequently used inside of restaurants. I’ve operated one in an enclosed restaurant patio no problem. No one noticed and it was cool with the fire department. We had previously used it inside the dining room but the fire department said that wasn’t ok because of fire risk.

I don’t think it was grills that were the issue in Japan, as those things don’t even hold much fuel. But Hibachi, which were smallish open braziers used for heating rooms. We just kind of use the wrong word for the grill. True hibachis held more fuel and burned dirtier than konro grills, and were kept burning continuously.

I wouldn’t go using one of these in a typical apartment. But I’d have no issue using one in my houses kitchen where there is a good smoke hood. Or even in my garage with the doors closed. By contrast it’s really dangerous to use a propane grill in the garage because of carbon monoxide.

Which is the biggest issue. As all smoke contains cyanide, but all fire produces carbon monoxide smoke or not. And cyanide poisoning seems to be connected to continual exposure or heavy smoke inhalation. Like you might get heating your home with a hibachi. But not keeping a low/no smoke grill lit for a few hours at most.

But in a typical, enclosed modern apartment. Particularly at Japanese scale carbon monoxide might be an issue.

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Under the steak.

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Shredded cabbage mix keeps for a bit in the fridge and tosses quickly into ramen or any quick soup for a bit extra. Grab a handful from the bag and toss it in. Cabbage, kale and broccoli are common mix and go well in soups without going mushy. Grab a bag from the salad section at the store and you’re good to go. A handful in the bowl or pot and you’re done. Chop/slice up a couple of mushrooms for protien while the kettle boils, or splurge on some dried ones you can throw right in.

Keep some frozen veggies on hand and chuck them in, for variety. No muss, no fuss, no prep. Keep some crushed peanuts on hand (if you’re not allergic) for another protein punch.

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Not cyanide, carbon monoxide. but makes you just as dead in an enclosed space.

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When it comes to eating w/Depression, I find “easy, but actually has something healthy in it” > authentic. Food > no food.

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Several years back I was on a weekend retreat, and one of the evening meals was just a big pot of some kind of vegetarian soup, that for some reason had a lot of vinegar in it—like, a lot—way too much vinegar for the soup to be palatable. I saw a lot of people take one taste and leave the rest of the soup in their bowl untouched. I was hungry, though, and for some reason got the idea to stir a spoonful of peanut butter into mine (there was peanut butter and bread available at every meal). It completely changed the soup, toned down the vinegar—in fact, it was so tasty that I had seconds! Unfortunately, though, it was a silent meditation retreat, so I couldn’t tell my tablemates about my great discovery.

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I have a recipe for Szechuan noodles (:arrow_left: that’s what the cookbook calls it) that calls for (among other things) both chili paste and tahini. The word that came to mind, the first time I made/tried it, was “orgasmic.” In hindsight, I don’t know that it was that great, but here 'tis:

Szechuan noodles (with my comments throughout)

Sauce
2 tablespoons sesame oil
2 tablespoons soy sauce
2 tablespoons red wine vinegar
1 tablespoon rice wine
1 teaspoon sugar
1/2 teaspoon chili paste (Pretty sure I used more. I used to think Sriracha = chili paste; what I ended up using was an oily red paste [or pasty red oil?] that came in a jar with a gold label)
3 tablespoons sesame paste (tahina)
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root
2 minced garlic cloves

Noodles
3/4 pound fresh Chinese egg noodles (I could never find these easily and almost always used dried egg noodles, which I’m certain is not at all like the recipe author intended)
2 tablespoons sesame oil
1 boneless and skinless chicken breast, cooked and slivered (As often as not, I omitted this)
1 cucumber, peeled, seeded, and cut into thin strips (I never included this but now I’d like to try it)
1 cup bean sprouts
2 tablespoons toasted sesame seeds (I don’t think I ever bothered with this, though I can imagine it making a difference)

Combine the sauce ingredients in a food processor or blender. Process for 1 minute until smooth and set aside.

Cook noodles according to package directions (Package? It called for “fresh”; the 1 or 2 times I actually got those they were in a plain plastic bag.) until just tender. They cook very quickly; do not overcook. Drain in a colander and rinse with very hot water. Toss with the sesame oil.

To serve, toss the noodles with the sauce and the chicken, cucumber, and bean sprouts. Top with the sesame seeds. Serve at room temperature with a cold Chinese beer.

(From Street Food by Rose Grant, ISBN 0895943905)

I started making this after receiving the cookbook back in '92. I don’t remember making this in a long time, though – maybe because I made it so often way back when, but also I noticed that it does not keep well at all. Something in the sauce goes south after a day or two, and when I cook I like to eat from it for a few days so I don’t have to clean up the kitchen very often.

P.S. The book also had a recipe for refried beans that was another go-to of mine for many years. Adjacent to the above recipe was one for Chinese noodles and vegetables that was (at least from my hands) essentially a nice pasta salad but, again, it wouldn’t keep long.

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That looks really good!

I might even have some chili paste, if it survived the refrigerator death and week long wait for a new one.

I’ll probably do it with the chicken, because my SO is of the opinion that proper meals must include meat. Anymore, I feel like I’d rather not, but a peaceful household is important too.

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Corned beef.

I got 3 chucks bagged up in the fridge. Couldn’t find a decent brisket, and I kinda like chuck better anyway. Been meaning to try it for corned beef and it was on sale while brisket was impossible to find. So we’ll see how it goes.

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The mystery of gyros beast meat answered.

My only worry would be gyros-burnout with such a lot all at once.

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I sometimes make oblong patties, like an oversized burger, and grill them. Then slice them thinly. It lets you make it for one or two people without having a months worth in the fridge.

You can lay the slices out and broil them, or sear the cut side in a pan for something closer to the meat cone on a spit. I usually only do that with leftovers.

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For very quick and very simple… Walmart carries frozen shrimp in large packages – fairly inexpensive. You could add a few shrimps to the ramen as it’s cooking up.

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That’s a good one. Need to learn the flat bread too.
Thanks

I’ve done that, too. It works nicely.

It helps to make the patty somewhat rectangular so that the slices are all the same length.

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I do that when I make a big loaf. Basically make a meat brick and cook it on a plank of foil, indirect heat on the grill. Then roll it over to the hot side to sear when it’s solid enough through the middle to hold together.

With the patties I seem to have better luck with a fat oval, with a divot in the center. Since the burger format tends to lead to that whole meatball problem and straight up rectangle ends up round anyway.

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Ha! Good one.

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Today’s stress and anxiety therapy: latest go at white sandwich loaves because Kiddo doesn’t like hearty crusty loaves.

ETA Kiddo approves!

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Sunday night. Fire + simplicity =

Zucchini, capsicums, asparagus and baby fennel, all tossed in olive oil, cooked and with salt, pepper and sherry vinegar.

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One of my neighbours gifted me with a gigantic zucchini…

…which was very kind of them.

Unfortunately, I absolutely despise zucchini; slimy bland muck, in general (this may be related to the 1950’s influenced cookery I grew up with; peas boiled into submission until yellow and mushy, etc). The only context in which I enjoy it is in the fried zucchini fritters that are often sold in Sydney kebab shops.

So:

Loosely based on:

And, yes, I know that mine aren’t as petite and pretty as the ones pictured with the recipe. Doesn’t matter; they’re super-filling and way tasty when paired with tzatziki.

One batch of batter made eight dinner-plate sized fritters, and each one is enough for a meal. Good hot or cold, and can be frozen for later consumption.

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