Harbor seals wearing head transmitters




Seal 6, “I know the NSA are spying on us, but this is just taking the piss!”


Are those things attached or implanted? I hope the former.


Hey, Frank?
Yeah Doug?
What’s that thing on your head?
My head? Your head’s got something on it too!



“Hang on bro, I gotta take this.”


This takes Marco/Polo to a whole new level.


From Go Seals, Go
“Do you like my hat?”
“I do not like your hat.”


Harbor seals? Those are Navy seals – graduates of the new Chimera program…


Most usually, they epoxy them on. Nice, durable, bond; but eventually the seal sheds enough hair that the device falls off.

I don’t think that our l33t transdermal implant skills are nearly good enough to allow long-term cranial implants under marine conditions, although the mind control would be a neat feature.


These are Canadian seals, so they’re Harbour (not Harbor) Seals…


Wow, they were released near my home. There is a seal colony on the island across the way, and we frequently see seals at the beaches and in the water from the ferry. I’ll watch for the cyborg seal zombies now.


Hand me the remote, please.


You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?”

“Seals with head transmitters.”



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