This place is going to the dumps.
You know, rotten eggs are so much more practical.
May I be the first to thank this shit dropping soul for staying organic in his dismay and not shooting up the whole place… Much better to be shitting up the whole place
Bob Odenkirk?
Just doesn’t have that personal touch.
If you outlaw poops only criminals will poop.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with poop is a good guy with poop.
So, Portland only has one? Probably he’s a “performance artist” making a statement about, I don’t know, human trafficking or something. I’d expect more of a mustache, though.
I like the dildo stringer better 
A dirty sanchez at the least…
The “Portland Steamer” strikes again!
RE: Art
Perhaps he is the offspring of Mr. Pollock?
There are a lot of scandihoovians in that neck of the woods…
Where’s that monkey-flinging-poo GIF?
It looks like Uwe Boll. Maybe he’s just in the act of producing a new film?
No. And I don’t want to see him.
Have you seen the Portland Pooper,
The Portland Pooper, the Portland Pooper,
Have you seen the Portland Pooper,
Who poops in the plain air?
Yes , I know the Portland Pooper,
The Portland Pooper, the Portland Pooper,
Yes, I know the Portland Pooper,
Who poops in the plain air.
