Have you seen the Portland Pooper?


#1

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#2

This place is going to the dumps.


#3

You know, rotten eggs are so much more practical.


#4

May I be the first to thank this shit dropping soul for staying organic in his dismay and not shooting up the whole place… Much better to be shitting up the whole place


#5

Maybe he is friends with this guy?


#6

T.P. Pooper?


#7

Bob Odenkirk?


#8

Just doesn’t have that personal touch.

If you outlaw poops only criminals will poop.


#9

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with poop is a good guy with poop.


#10

So, Portland only has one? Probably he’s a “performance artist” making a statement about, I don’t know, human trafficking or something. I’d expect more of a mustache, though.


#11

I like the dildo stringer better :frowning:


#12

A dirty sanchez at the least…


#13

The “Portland Steamer” strikes again!


#14

And what about this guy?


#15

RE: Art

Perhaps he is the offspring of Mr. Pollock?


#16

There are a lot of scandihoovians in that neck of the woods…


#17

Where’s that monkey-flinging-poo GIF?


#18

It looks like Uwe Boll. Maybe he’s just in the act of producing a new film?


#19

No. And I don’t want to see him.


#20

Have you seen the Portland Pooper,
The Portland Pooper, the Portland Pooper,
Have you seen the Portland Pooper,
Who poops in the plain air?

Yes , I know the Portland Pooper,
The Portland Pooper, the Portland Pooper,
Yes, I know the Portland Pooper,
Who poops in the plain air.