Have your body turned into effluent and just poured down the drain when you die

[William_Holz]

@Mister44

I want to put a time capsule in my coffin.

And traps!

[Brainspore]

@TobinL

There will be no coffee served at my wake, beer, wine, gin, whisky, etc… but no coffee.

That would take MONTHS of planning. Significantly longer if you want to allow mourners to remember you in the form of a 12-year-old Scotch.

[anon35121463]

@William_Holz

@Mister44

I want to put a time capsule in my coffin.

And traps!

And springy-snakes!

[anon29631895]

@teknocholer

Good point. Why not just have your body eaten by civets?

Exactly. Feed me to the crows.

Edit: I see sky burials were addressed soon after…

[Snowlark]

[quote=“Brainspore, post:62, topic:80187”][quote=“TobinL, post:7, topic:80187”]
There will be no coffee served at my wake, beer, wine, gin, whisky, etc… but no coffee.
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That would take MONTHS of planning. Significantly longer if you want to allow mourners to remember you in the form of a 12-year-old Scotch.
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With enough whisky, you won’t have to worry about mourners remembering anything at all.