Headline fail: Kansas students get 'first hand job experience'

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/31/headline-fail-kansas-students.html

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Students who were absent on the first hand job day were allowed a make-up opportunity in study hall, using ketchup bottles for practice. In this gif, young Mike K. Shows off his technique:

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Ah, Kansas. This is exactly what I miss about you.

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Who are these “first hand job” mentors?

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Let’s eat grandma!

Commas save lives

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she said “job experience.”

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I mean, it still might be right. Did anyone actually ask the students? Maybe they also got hand jobs during the visit.

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Man, when I was in high school the most we got at job fairs were some stickers and brochures.

I know American schools have gone down, but I didn’t know they went down this much.

Reach around for exciting new opportunities.

Don’t miss the chance of a lifetime. Come today!

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you’re just old fashioned

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I have just come for the comments.

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It’s hard to get a handle on this.

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Good times

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On the other hand, as this article proves: dashes ruin sex lives.

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Man. Silicon valley recruiters are really getting competitive.

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Just to make it slightly worse
“Kansas students get first hand job experience working themselves”.

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The best part is the tautology. All job experience is first-hand.

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You only get one opportunity to give a first hand job, don’t blow it!

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Indeed.

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I love that it start of with “Eager Students…”

Hell, I’d have been eager too.

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