Headline fail: Kansas students get 'first hand job experience'


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/31/headline-fail-kansas-students.html


#2

Students who were absent on the first hand job day were allowed a make-up opportunity in study hall, using ketchup bottles for practice. In this gif, young Mike K. Shows off his technique:

ketchup

Ah, Kansas. This is exactly what I miss about you.


#3

Who are these “first hand job” mentors?


#4

Let’s eat grandma!

Commas save lives


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#6

snicker
she said “job experience.”


#7

I mean, it still might be right. Did anyone actually ask the students? Maybe they also got hand jobs during the visit.


#8

Man, when I was in high school the most we got at job fairs were some stickers and brochures.

I know American schools have gone down, but I didn’t know they went down this much.

Reach around for exciting new opportunities.

Don’t miss the chance of a lifetime. Come today!


#9

you’re just old fashioned


#10

I have just come for the comments.


#11

It’s hard to get a handle on this.


#12

#13

Good times


#14

On the other hand, as this article proves: dashes ruin sex lives.


#15

Man. Silicon valley recruiters are really getting competitive.


#16

Just to make it slightly worse
"Kansas students get first hand job experience working themselves".


#17

The best part is the tautology. All job experience is first-hand.


#18

You only get one opportunity to give a first hand job, don’t blow it!


#19

Indeed.


#20

I love that it start of with “Eager Students…”

Hell, I’d have been eager too.