Hedgehog Facts

Last night’s March Mammal Madness recap:

we begin with the excitement of long-eared hedgehog’s coming victory

The gloating continues:

helpful science is offered:

There are some battles. They are interesting. Then guanaco is up. The guanaco is awesome.


Charon Henning’s art for the event is excellent. Here’s the jerboa:

The hedgehog is up:

The crowd is excited:

We offer support/facts, as does the biologist running the battle:

The hedgehog makes a strong start:

but loses on a technicality:

The crowd is upset:

None dare call it a conspiracy except for a select few:

Gila Monster defeats the meerkats and gloats.

There is counter-gloating:

and a bit of sniping

and that’s our sad tale of a hedgehog losing in a battle to an antelope…

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And the hedgehog wanders off to look at space/space travel.etc.

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Porn. Hedgehog. For some reason, Richard Gere comes to mind.

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And now, Hedgehogs In Space

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https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Hedgehog_song

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Hedgehog = Wedge Log

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An artfully rendered fact.

An almost completely undetectable fact.

A curiouser and curiouser fact.

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Fact: this took much longer to do than it first seemed like it would.

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I wish I could like it twice just for the Alice one.

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Do all hedgehogs like football, or is it only this one?

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Some hedgehogs are sports fans, others less so. Her Highness is a big Quidditch fan.

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Speaking of Quidditch, a hedgehog fact directly from The Quibbler.

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Also, because I’m a perhaps a little compulsive sometimes, I spent a couple more hours on the Jacques-Louis David painting and it’s so much better now:

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Is the sabre just for show? How would a hedge draw the sabre during the impressive Calvary charge?

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it’s a toothpick. Where else would he carry it?

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It was in the original, and while it took a while to reconstruct and get the shading where I wanted it, it seemed fitting for such a heroic and dramatic art work. I like to think General Aquilles von Pokesworth (a name I just decided on) had some capacity to hold it aloft when leading bold charges against enemy owls…

Sidebar: hedgehogs have a long running enmity with owls and there’s some recently discovered evidence of them holding swords:

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Side-sidebar, sometimes there are periods of peace between owl and hedgehog:

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I wondered after seeing this video of the relationship was “It’s Complicated”

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Yes, it’s complicated…

Sometimes friendly:

Sometimes not…

Oh, since long-eared hedgehog was in March Mammal Madness, their fearsomeness was illustrated kind of obsessively:

Alas, they lost to a saiga antelope. Now we’re Team #SaigaMustLose.

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In the first round!

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