I like that!
Ok, they lifted that one straight out of Starcraft.
Just as long as they don’t try to co-opt “I’m lovin’ it!”, because THAT is taken by McDonald’s.
I added that one just to make sure everyone is reading all of them.
Which you must.
This is just begging to be fed through a Markov generator.
Hell, it already reads like it was…
Edit: I fed it through a Markov generator. Here’s the results. Still parsing through for some of the best ones.
Things to do today
- Wake up praising the strength of our h-bomb!
- Drink coffee for the glory our party!
- Construct additional pylons!
Clearly, nobody in North Korea has ever driven a Kia.
oh, hey @khepra, pylons!
I really wonder if these are catchier/more idiomatically phrased in Korean…
What the @#$^! is “Aeguk Grass”?
“Behind our efforts let there be found our efforts!”
Must re-read The Book of the New Sun again sometime.
277&213. Bring about heroic youth. It is the enemy!
Am I the only one that thought the guy in the picture was George Clooney?
“Let us thoroughly implement our Party’s policy of putting all the people under arms and turning the whole country into a fortress!”
Other than that, quite a few seem a bit too sane for the GOP:
Let us thoroughly apply the people-first principle to the overall party work!
Let us spare nothing for training the young people!
Produce more new-generation electric locomotives and passenger cars!
Let us give fullest play to the advantages of socialist healthcare system!
Bring about a revolution in media and literature and arts in the new century!
You obviously haven’t kept up with the dramatic advances of the DPRK!
High-yielding seeds were bred for increased agricultural production and a method of cultivating “Aeguk Grass”, a high-yielding grass for fodder, was established.
I did this with last years list: