Here are all of North Korea's new official slogans

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Jeb!

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I like that!
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Ok, they lifted that one straight out of Starcraft.

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Just as long as they donā€™t try to co-opt ā€œIā€™m lovinā€™ it!ā€, because THAT is taken by McDonaldā€™s.

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Hey, they stole that idea from SOUTH Korea!

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I added that one just to make sure everyone is reading all of them.

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Which you must.

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Oh, you! Here I was, thinking Kim Jong Un was really into Land of the Lost!

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This is just begging to be fed through a Markov generator.

Hell, it already reads like it wasā€¦

Edit: I fed it through a Markov generator. Hereā€™s the results. Still parsing through for some of the best ones.

http://pastebin.com/Te9mE1T1

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Things to do today

  1. Wake up praising the strength of our h-bomb!
  2. Drink coffee for the glory our party!
  3. Construct additional pylons!
  4. Breakfastā€¦
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Clearly, nobody in North Korea has ever driven a Kia.

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oh, hey @khepra, pylons!

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I really wonder if these are catchier/more idiomatically phrased in Koreanā€¦

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What the @#$^! is ā€œAeguk Grassā€?

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ā€œBehind our efforts let there be found our efforts!ā€

Must re-read The Book of the New Sun again sometime.

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277&213. Bring about heroic youth. It is the enemy!

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Am I the only one that thought the guy in the picture was George Clooney?

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ā€œLet us thoroughly implement our Partyā€™s policy of putting all the people under arms and turning the whole country into a fortress!ā€

Other than that, quite a few seem a bit too sane for the GOP:

Let us thoroughly apply the people-first principle to the overall party work!
Let us spare nothing for training the young people!
Produce more new-generation electric locomotives and passenger cars!
Let us give fullest play to the advantages of socialist healthcare system!
Bring about a revolution in media and literature and arts in the new century!

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You obviously havenā€™t kept up with the dramatic advances of the DPRK!

http://bigstoryqa.ap.org/article/9958961ec35542a3bfb4089108acfa60/e012015-dprk-witnesses-great-achievements-economic-sectors

High-yielding seeds were bred for increased agricultural production and a method of cultivating ā€œAeguk Grassā€, a high-yielding grass for fodder, was established.

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I did this with last years list:

https://twitter.com/dprkbot

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