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This is prime dad joke. So of course it’s my favorite!
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Ring the crab bell!
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Does the process of carcinisation eventually turn all jokes into crab jokes; or is that only for biological processes?
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My favourite crab joke is:
Why do crabs walk sideways?
You then dance side-to-side rocking your arms like crab pincers while singing “Oh I do like to be beside the seaside”
It really doesn’t work when written down 
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That reminds me of this:
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totally, 100% true. jaywalking is for the birds
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Wow, you really butchered that.
…I’m hoping I won’t have to explain that, but it is a little obscure.
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Oh come on, who cares about the winning ones? I want to see those disqualified for lewdness.
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Why don’t Christmas Island crabs ever give to charity?
Because they’re a little shellfish!
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Q: What did the crab call its part-time job?
its side hustle
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