Gentleman offers tongue to crab, crab accepts


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Ah memories…
Had a hermit crab when I was a kid – was blowing on it to get it to poke it’s head out of the shell to show my friends. It grabbed my lip and wouldn’t let go – I ran around the house like a chicken with it’s head in a crabs claw. After it didn’t let go after a couple minutes, my sister pried the claw open with a butter knife (the crab was fine and I only leak a little when enjoying a beverage).


On todays episode of What the Fuck Did You Think Was Going to Happen?..


If there are any parties that object to this union between this crab and this man’s tongue, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.


Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Challenge accepted.



I’ve complained about headlines on this site before, so just to be fair I gotta say, this headline cracked me up.


Thtuck… Thtuck… Thtuuuuuuck! Aaaaaaah! Thtuck!

-A Christmas Story


Crab teaser speaks with forked tongue.


“Hold my Kingfisher”


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