Gentleman offers tongue to crab, crab accepts


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#2

Ah memories…
Had a hermit crab when I was a kid – was blowing on it to get it to poke it’s head out of the shell to show my friends. It grabbed my lip and wouldn’t let go – I ran around the house like a chicken with it’s head in a crabs claw. After it didn’t let go after a couple minutes, my sister pried the claw open with a butter knife (the crab was fine and I only leak a little when enjoying a beverage).


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On todays episode of What the Fuck Did You Think Was Going to Happen?..


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If there are any parties that object to this union between this crab and this man’s tongue, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.


#5

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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Challenge accepted.


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I’ve complained about headlines on this site before, so just to be fair I gotta say, this headline cracked me up.


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Thtuck… Thtuck… Thtuuuuuuck! Aaaaaaah! Thtuck!

-A Christmas Story


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Crab teaser speaks with forked tongue.


#11

“Hold my Kingfisher”


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