Originally published at: Watch: A huge robber crab doesn't want to give a man's golf club back, snips it in half | Boing Boing
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Rdit: The real stuff
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And the crab just came out of nowhere, foom!, and grabbed the clubs?
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“That’s some beatifull equipment you have there. Would be a shame if anything snap happened to it.”
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Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny
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I thought that catching-a-crab was only a hazard in rowing.
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I wonder if that’s covered by the warrantee?
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Video starts with with crab up at the top of the golf bag. Apparently crabs can climb trees, so it could be possible for it to climb a golf bag. But I’m always suspicious because so many viral videos are staged.
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It couldn’t manage a whole sand wedge?
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You do not want to mess with a large crustacean that’s heavy with male jelly.
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If it were me, I think I’d carry around one of those little propane torches, and apply some heat to the situation…like dealing with an embedded tick. I wonder if that would be a sufficient deterrent?
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You’ll regret it when the crab beats you up and turns the torch on you!
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I am sure It was pictured in a Man’s Life Magazine cover.
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See, I would have too much fun checking out the crab and hanging out with it. Seems like a nice enough fellow.
However, I don’t know how it could have possibly won when from all descriptions I’ve heard they are very delicious.
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“He’s snapped your shaft, mate.”
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Definitely a “Let the Wookie Win” moment…
Is this undercover publicity for:
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Went on a horseback beach ride in Jamaica, and we saw a 3 foot diameter crab hole near a palm tree. We had absolutely no interest in meeting the homeowner! 
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That crab meant it when he asked them not to play through.
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@Carla_Sinclair (and @fiddlingfrog ): got another link for that? It doesn’t say it’s geoblocked, but simply “not available”.
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