Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/16/florida-homes-invaded-by-scurr.html
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Better land crabs than a land shark…
So the comments are Horror, Horror, Horror, Joke, Recipe.
Good work, everyone.
Seems to me he should talk to his partner about where those crabs came from.
Kill them all! Kill them with fire!
Boy, have we got a thread for YOU!!
Mmmmmm. Invasion of the sidling sea spiders. Fun!
At least it’s not making him… cranky.
I believe that’s what we fisherman call Free Bait.
I thought the same thing!
(Edit for spelling)
Hard on the outside, chewy centre.
You know, like Kinder Eggs.
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Are they like edible crabs eating wise? I don’t really like seafood that much, but some would consider this mana from heaven.
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This guy seems disappointed, and I’m like, “You live in a hell hole like Florida and this is what you find off putting?”
“You know what I’m thinking? That a guy – with your kind of mind – oughta try the land crab. Excellent sea food.”
Better than a home invasion by Florida Man!
Horror number 4:
I’m a Cancerian, I have nothing to fear from my minions.