Florida homes invaded by scurrying onslaught of land crabs

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/16/florida-homes-invaded-by-scurr.html

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Better land crabs than a land shark…

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So the comments are Horror, Horror, Horror, Joke, Recipe.

Good work, everyone. :grin:

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Seems to me he should talk to his partner about where those crabs came from.

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Kill them all! Kill them with fire!

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Boy, have we got a thread for YOU!!

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Mmmmmm. Invasion of the sidling sea spiders. Fun!

At least it’s not making him… cranky.

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I believe that’s what we fisherman call Free Bait.

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:stuck_out_tongue: I thought the same thing!

(Edit for spelling)

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Ew.

Worst Easter egg hunt, ever.

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Hard on the outside, chewy centre.
You know, like Kinder Eggs.

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  1. Are they like edible crabs eating wise? I don’t really like seafood that much, but some would consider this mana from heaven.

  2. This guy seems disappointed, and I’m like, “You live in a hell hole like Florida and this is what you find off putting?”

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“You know what I’m thinking? That a guy – with your kind of mind – oughta try the land crab. Excellent sea food.”

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Better than a home invasion by Florida Man!

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Horror number 4:

movieattackofthecrabmonsters

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I’m a Cancerian, I have nothing to fear from my minions.

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