ftfy
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Imagine that you’re eating in a restaurant, minding your own business, and someone sneaks up behind you and starts stroking your back.
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For free?
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Mr. President?
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The girl, that is… not the monkey.
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A cute wild animal can be just as dangerous as one that looks scary.
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Came here to see what “touch a wild monkey” might be a euphemism for.
Disappointed.
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There’s an exception for pets that enjoy being touched even while eating.
Had a lab who let me trim his nails only while he was eating dinner. That’s the trade.
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Mr. Biden.
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I once had a large male macaque jump on my back (unprovoked) while ascending the stairs at historic Mt Popa in Myanmar. This is roughly what I saw 3 inches from my face:
All I could think about was a)where am I gonna get a rabies shot when this place is a 10hr bus ride from anywhere b)my beautiful face!!
Thankfully a nun was nearby and beat the bastard off me with a broomstick.
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Wanna touch a wild monkey? Come behind the bushes!
If it came to a real fight, my money would be on the macaque.
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They’re bitey
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Presuming no gun, the smart money would always on the animal in an inter-species battle. Even something as small as a domestic short hair ca…OUCH…YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!
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Have to wonder how many do not touch the animals signs she ignored.
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Why do things on BB only happen to pretty ladies? Now I have to look at her for all the time she’s a headliner. Stop that, please.
What are you talking about? If you see only “pretty ladies” doing stupid stuff and getting hurt on BB, perhaps you’re uncommonly inobservant.
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She was spanked by the monkey.
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