Heroic Cops Pin 11 Year Old Girl To Ground At Gunpoint


#1

Continuing the Heroic Cop series of posts, today we have another prime example of how dutiful officers are protecting the community and themselves from dangerous children.

Responding to a mistakenly tripped burglar alarm, upon finding 11 year old Miss. Guirand sitting calmly on her bed watching television, our heroes sprung into action.

One of the officers was pushing me down and when he was pushing me down, (he) put his knee on me and the other officer had his gun pointed at me.

Previous misunderstandings involving minor disciplinary action for failing to properly complete police reports were no impediment to our upholders of justice from diligently completing their solemn duties.

The Chief of police has no comment at this time, whilst an investigation is ongoing concerning a complete lack of detail about this encounter in the police report.

Lucky rapscallion should count her lucky stars she wasn’t summarily executed.

######Previously in this series: Heroic Cop Draws Gun On Deadly Snowball-Fighting Children


#2

The article I read about this indicated that the alarm monitoring company contacted the mother (who was not at home) and she gave them the go ahead to send the cops, because she didn’t know for sure if her husband was at home.

I guess she has just learned the lesson that there is no situation which can’t be made worse by the addition of police to the mix.


#3

My only concern is that the SWAT team were not involved in this dangerous activity. Who knows what kind of ninja skillz this child possessed?

A knee? Why not a boot, stamping on her face forever?


#4

Beautiful. It’s moments like these I’m glad Orwell doesn’t have his own Godwin.


#5

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