Originally published at: Herschel Walker does much better in 2nd debate, using empty podium strategy | Boing Boing
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Empty chairs, empty podiums, empty heads: GQP.
Someone from the 538 polling website was on msnbc recently and stated piquantly:
“look… put a MAGA hat on a dead lizard and you’ll get 40% of the vote in certain states.”
-sigh-
To be fair, in my neck of the woods I’d vote for a dead lizard with a (D) over any Republican they could field.
It is better to shut your mouth and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt.
I remember when they put a tub of lard on a chair to replace John Prescott in (UK) Have I Got News For You after he failed to show for the third time.
Team Lard (with Paul Merton) still managed to win.
He finally admits he gave the woman $700 but he’s still making excuses.
The dead lizard would at least do no harm…
Let’s just offer him a “Senator” badge and call it a day.
“Mr. Walker will be represented by this empty podium”
That’ll probably cause his poll numbers to go up, if anything.
The next scandal to hit the campaign will be the revelation that Officer Walker accepted a cash bribe from one of the suspects he was investigating.
I can’t even laugh at that because it almost seems plausible. I hate this timeline.
Yes… but your choice would be a well-informed one.
In my deep red state, Republicans have consistently refused to debate and it infuriates me that they will get reelected by a landslide anyway. On one hand, I don’t blame them for refusing to debate because they have nothing to gain from it since they are all but guaranteed to be reelected but it is sad so many will just vote for the republican no matter how cowardly they are.
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