Hey, kids, let's play Corporate Monopoly!

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No. Because even with a nice theme, the game itself still sucks.

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The game wasn’t meant to be fun, it was meant to make the player understand how unfair capitalism is.

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“I started with all the advantages of the hat and still went bankrupt three times.”

–Donald Trump

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Born on Park Place and got a small loan for a million dollars from his dad, which he shrewdly invested in little plastic hotels.

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Little? Hey, let me tell you – those hotels were yuge.

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So, bribe the banker, steal all the money and angrily flip the board before demanding all the other players pay you for the privilege?

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I thought the boot was the one stamping on a human face forever.

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Went bankrupt three times, but as part of the 1% still got to keep nearly all his money while making the economy absorb his bad decisions. How very conservative of him, socializing all the risk, while privatizing any profit.

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