Hey, kids, let's play Corporate Monopoly!


#1

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#2

No. Because even with a nice theme, the game itself still sucks.


#3

The game wasn’t meant to be fun, it was meant to make the player understand how unfair capitalism is.


#4

“I started with all the advantages of the hat and still went bankrupt three times.”

–Donald Trump


#5

Born on Park Place and got a small loan for a million dollars from his dad, which he shrewdly invested in little plastic hotels.


#6

Little? Hey, let me tell you – those hotels were yuge.


#7

So, bribe the banker, steal all the money and angrily flip the board before demanding all the other players pay you for the privilege?


#8

I thought the boot was the one stamping on a human face forever.


#9

Went bankrupt three times, but as part of the 1% still got to keep nearly all his money while making the economy absorb his bad decisions. How very conservative of him, socializing all the risk, while privatizing any profit.


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