High school football coach bit heads of live frogs for good luck


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Psychoactive Toads ?


#3

Is that why they called him “Froggy”?


#4

Oh, Florida.


#5

Yes, for good luck. That’s the ticket. Definitely not in order to gain their powers and absorb their life force.


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Trust me: if my coach had bitten the head off a live frog I’d become a “real go-getter” too. I’d break the speed of sound getting the hell away from him.


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I think he was trying to imply their losing season was because he couldn’t bite the heads off frogs anymore, but I bet it’s because the other teams in his conference one-upped him by having their coaches bite the heads off snakes and rats and baby gators.


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Courtesy of Bloom County:


#11

Oh Froggy!


#12

Case in point: High school sports are bullshit wastes of time, resources, and frogs.

And educational dollars, yo.


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If it takes you biting the heads off of frogs for your team to win, you’re not bringing much coaching are you?


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Where exactly does a frog’s head end and a frog’s body begin? They don’t have necks, do they?


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This man wanted to save football’s reputation by being allowed to continue biting heads off live frogs.


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Well yeah.

I did not see that coming.


#17

What a goddam psycho, I hope a horribly ironic fate featuring amphibians and their spawn befalls him.


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That is if it hasn’t happened already.


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