Highly invasive New Guinea flatworm spotted in U.S


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Chekov: Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five… He put… creatures… in our bodies… to control our minds. He made us… say lies… do things.


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It likes to eat mollusks… maybe it will make it to the Great Lakes and eat all the Zebra mussels?

But I do feel bad for all the gorillas that will freeze.


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So, y’know how ‘■■■■■’ is a canonically much-hated word?

That thing is a damned ■■■■■ elemental, writhing in satisfaction at its own hideousness. A loathsomely refulgent membrane just bulging with unclean biological slime.

If I had any thermobaric munitions, I’d probably sleep with one under my pillow, just for reassurance.


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Yet another reason ‘globalisation’ ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.


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Don’t give Florida Man any ideas.


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