Hitler had a micropenis
his urethra had a hole
world domination
was his one and only goal
Now, there’s no way of telling
if these are connected facts
but a teeny-weeny peener
might have caused his awful acts.
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I can only assume that the adoption of the phrase ‘hitler dick’ is one of the few things that could make being the lucky winner of a micropenis and deformed urethra even less fun than it already probably isn’t.
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He would have had bigger problems if it didn’t.
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Indeed you’re right!
Or even a Hitlerian Junker, like von Manstein. The relations between Hitler and the Junkers are important in WW2 studies.
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Not that kind of Junker.
BEGIN —tedious explanation
A lot of senior German officers were from East Prussia and the Junker class of large landowners. Because the soil of East Prussia is poor, they were not very rich and many of them had to seek careers in the Army (Same happened with Protestants in Northerm Ireland, btw.)
Although the Junkers looked down on Hitler they treated their tenants very badly and were in favour of a government that would reinforce their control over them. They therefore allowed Hitler to come to power whereupon he (a) outflanked them and reduced their power and (b) rewarded successful Junker officers with even larger landholdings in East Prussia and Poland, thus buying their support.
That the aircraft firm is called Junker is coincidental.
END —tedious explanation
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Hitler aside, I assume this placement of the urethral opening would happen in a small number of people because the penis and scrotum and homologous to the clitoris and vagina. When a penis is present the urethra is supposed to run through that but when it isn’t the urethra comes out between the two. If that’s why this happens, I find it weird to call it “deformed.” It’s an unusual combination of what we’d typically call male and female placement of body parts.
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“…the famous 1939 playground ditty.”
Ditty?
I heard the rumor Hitler only had one ball before I understood what the hell that meant - but it wasn’t in the form of a “ditty,” more like a “dirty” (secret) between middle-schoolers who wished we knew more about sex than we did.
Thank you! I’ve been returned to my grade school recess yard and now remember and have context for the rhyme I’d forgotten.
We sang it along with:
Comet, it makes your mouth turn green.
Comet, it tastes like gasoline.
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So get some Comet and vomit today!
We had no clue what either meant.
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You assume correctly, as I pointed out some 7 hours earlier.
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Plenty of men have a less destructive outlet: 
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I see it now. Well put.
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If you’re a junker junkologist, you can go to holidays at university expense, thinly disguised as academic conferences on the topic. Hitler junk junkets.
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It’s taken me about 6 hours to get this joke. I’m having a rough day.
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With dead ones, there is less danger of having your liver eaten with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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That’s as may be, but I still haven’t seen a satisfactory explanation for the right-hand Schwanzstucker having a brush mustache. Is that intended as a give-away that we are witnessing a bit of performance art? (I almost asked if it was lampshading it, but too soon.)
(edited to fix spelling: “Schwanzstucker” — Oh, if only there were a way to check spelling before I put a thing out on the dang internet. If.)
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