Cop1: God, this body armor makes me look sooo fat!
Cop2: You don't think those donuts had anything to do with it?
Cop1: Could you lay off about the donuts? I'm feeling little vulbnerable right now. I mean they're looking at me thinking "Oh look at Office Lardass over there."
Cop2: Look would it make you feel better of we go over there and thrash that guy in the blue shirt?
Cop2: No, not him the little one. Come on, it'll make you feel better.
Cop1: (sniffs) Okaaay. Dibs on the first truncheon blow!