"Hookers and Blow Save Christmas" – a children's book

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No love for “Black Jack”?

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As long as we’re making book recommendations, this series is priceless

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Munty explains:

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Yeah,well I’m gonna go write my own children’s book with Black Jack and Hookers. In fact, forget the children’s book…

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What’s next? Peanut Butter and Mayo Clean Up Skid Row? … How Do I Get the Bees Out of my Teeth?

I’m not sure what the reference is, but I REALLY want to know, how DID he get the bees out of his teeth?

How did they get in there in the first place?

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Brilliant marketing strategy in that title, eh what?

Happy New Year 2021 to all!

James

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Yeah, I just came to say that that sounds like a great children’s book!

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Years ago, my sister-in-law, who is not the biggest fan of “killing” Christmas trees, brought a potted shrub in from the front yard to decorate. At a subsequent family party she listened with a disapproving look as various tales of tree chopping and decorating were told, and without thinking chimed in, “Well I had just as much fun decorating my festive holiday bush”. You can imagine the remarks and she will never live that down.

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Hmm. Ok. Checks out.

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