Horrid Philly mascot Gritty photoshopped into the background of stock photos

… and sleep at night, perhaps ever.

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Nothing is rule-34 proof, although a lot of rule 34 is not safe for sanity.

This is the main reason I haven’t looked to see if there is any Benny the Box porn.

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I don’t know about “equally” - Gritty is like the zombie version of a regular mascot (especially with that picture that makes it look like he’s got a skeletal nose-hole). If you murder a mascot and it comes back from the dead to wreak havoc, that’s how you get Gritty. The other mascots would have a degree of humor lurking in the background. Gritty doesn’t.

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And that is a sad, and wonderful fact.

I raise a glass to Grittyphiles everywhere, you got some… um, …grit.

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I watched the second and third period of the Flyers/Rangers game last night, hoping for a camera shot of Gritty. Not one. He must be too frightening for Canadian households to behold (the feed was from TSN, a Canadian sports broadcasting cable channel).

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You might have something there, I’ve never seen Gritty on any Canadian media. It might violate some arcane broadcast rule about displaying eldritch horrors.

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Oh, just wait for regular broadcasts of HNIC. I have a feeling Grapes won’t be able to resist showing this thing on Coach’s Corner.

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Well, if there is any place in the world Gritty will be normalized, it’s beside Don’s suits and ties.

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:rofl: You’re killing me over here!
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Yeah, Gritty looks pretty tame by comparison.

For non-Canucks (or those USians who aren’t close to the border), this is how it really is on Hockey Night in Canad. We are not joking. [Those collars though, how does he even wear them.]

How is this possible? The Coop (previously Frank Cosco and Anita D’Abbondanza )

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Well that guy and Fabricland… Don picks out the material.

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I’m gonna have that Fabricland jingle stuck in my head all day.

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Not a big fan of Rick Mercer, but that was a fun little segment. Perhaps a bigger mystery than Don’s suits is how he keeps that POS land yacht running to this day.

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Let the R34 commence!!

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