Hot tech company trend: Branded fruit as conference swag

If you think that’s creepy, wait until they do a Mark Zuckerfruit.

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Strongly in favor. Swag that lasts only as long as the average startup.

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(For those that don’t know, I’m not just posting a random unrelated dick pic, it’s called “hand of buddha”. Though that’s no hand!)

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I am surprised it took so long. I think I recall seeing laser etched food in the early aughts and thought it would be so much better to have that than those stupid stickers.

Buddha Balls!

I can’t explain why but isn’t laser-printed fruit much more sexy than airbrushed fruit?
There’s something about the clash of nature with extreme technology that simply “painting” a piece of fruit does not achieve.

They don’t mention it, but could a lot of the cost be simply finding ideal pieces of fruit as the canvas?

Oh no … I saw Beetlejuice. Nice try!

There’s a clear winner in that regard…

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I want to see the Apple logo on an orange.

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Hot tech company trend: Branded fruit as conference swag

What kind of a title is that? Repeat after me:

Look at This Tech Company Branded Banana, Just Look at It

Someone pull up that Google Doc, because I am officially disappointed in BoingBoing.

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Coming next: branded cattle.

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Hey, the won’t roll off your desk during exams…

Also… “Japan”? LOL!

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