House comes with vast, cursed warehouse

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Look for the miniatures to be talking heads over the next 5 months. Cameraworthy deans of Universities that don’t particularly publish research are on to them by now.

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The jury is still out; opinions are somewhat divided.
Should it be someone who has radically de-cluttered their life?
Someone associated with finding stuff or cleaning up?
Someone to help with overcoming addictions?
Take your pick!

Pro tip from the Rhineland: pick one of the new guys, even if your request is somewhat outside their purview - they don’t have the massive backlog yet the established ones have.

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Would be better if all the DVDs were of The Shining.

Yeah but what about the shower heads and the stairs that lead nowhere at the end (also just off the porno section). Screams blood sacrifice!! Note the oversized drain and the squirty bottle of bleach!!!

You can’t sell the DVDs as they are all overdue loans from Blockbuster… just very very very methodically organized.

I believe Buffalo Bill was a previous owner but found there was too much space… being an ‘empty nester’ and all.

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A bit of inspection reveals that there’s a room opposite that room that appears to have been blocked off from those stairs at some point. I imagine the procedure was in one way, out the other.

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Doesn’t matter how large it is or how little it costs; you would have neighbors who vote for Mitch, so the average IQ of the neighborhood is somewhere around 5. Even if it were free, I wouldn’t want to move to Kentucky.

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Different denomination, but the baptismal fonts at my place of worship connect to a women’s changing room and a men’s changing room, one on either side. You need to dry off and change after getting immersed in water, so it’s a ‘form follows function’ necessity in the architecture.

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The person who shared this on Twitter referred to it as “the baptub” and I can’t stop laughing at the portmanteau.

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I get what you’re saying, but Louisville is a dot of blue in the red sea of Kentucky. It’s kind of like Chicago vs. Illinois, really. (One of my sweeties and her husband lives there and she notes that people in Louisville wear shoes, for instance, even the women.)

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The back story does go a ways towards explaining things. But some of the renovation choices over the years are still puzzling.

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That was actually my backup theory. Makes sense.

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