Hoverboard catches fire during unboxing video

Includes Bluetooth?!? Why?

Exec: What’s a word Americans recognize?
Intern: I really like bluetooth… Makes my phone super useful.
Exec: Genius. Ship it out!
Intern: It doesn’t really have bluetooth. I’m not sure how that’d work.
Exec: We’ll fold up shop in six weeks anyway, then re-incorporate in the next prefecture over. It’s not like anyone can sue us.

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Who are you addressing?

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[quote=“Kimmo, post:64, topic:72161, full:true”]
Who are you addressing?[/quote]
Farmer Joe, I think.

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Why are they called hover boards?

Because marketing fought reality, and reality lost

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After the design team of Fred Hover and Phineas Brainmangler created the thing, they tossed a coin for naming rights.

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