How coconut crabs may have absconded with Amelia Earhart's skeleton

That info would really have changed the tone of this book…

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The plane was devoured by aluminum shrimp.

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Now this is the kind of crackpot zoology I can get behind!

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The crackpots were devoured by ferrovorous bacteria…

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About two years ago, I asked our @anon61221983 in her professional capacity if Amelia Earhart (of whom I hadn’t heard that much before) was, unlike Lindbergh (who apparently had some fascist liaison at some point) could still be considered a role model.

I was really impressed when I had read about her, so I had my doubts.

I’m still happy that apparently, no terrible flaws and errors of judgement presented themselves. I like her. She was cool before cool was cool. She was daring when to be daring would have been considered an insult. And I even like the idea of coconut crabs eating her remains. Crab cargo cult, anyone?

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Be she alive, or be she dead
I’ll grind her bones to make my bread.

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“The coconut crabs taste like coconut! And the strawberry crabs taste like strawberries!” - from the rough draft of Charlie and the Desserted Island.

(now I kinda want to write that…)

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And now you must.

“That’s odd, this coconut crab tastes like Amelia Earhart.”

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I could get behind devouring some of these aluminum (foil) shrimp:

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