Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/11/how-do-trees-talk-to-each-othe.html
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“Are you saying my apples aren’t what they ought to be?”
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Heard a lot of this first here:
I know everyone is going to hate on Rogan so here I’ll get you started. knuckledragger, meathead, not-funny, stoner, etc. etc.
They tell people to off themselves.
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Q: How do trees talk to each other?
A: with vocal cords.
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I thought that was how mushrooms control trees.
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I would have thought with their bark…
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Entmoot, duh.
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Radiolab also did a piece on this back in 2016.
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These guys discovered it in the 1980’s…
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Just like it controls ants…
What do they taste like, some kind a’ treat?
How many hippies can this monster eat?
It ate Stills and Nash before they could shout
And then it chewed on David Crosby but it spit him out
Dave & I have a lot in common.
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I guess in this modern era they use a spokesperson, apparently some guy named “The Lorax.”
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Stoner? That’s only a bad thing when you obsess over it. Smoking a little dope every now and then doesn’t hurt anyone… so I’m told.
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I found this out when tripping on psilocybin in a forest. Sitting at the base of a tree, my hands and legs became rooted into the ground. In my mind I could clearly feel them extending from root to root, tree to tree. It seemed like a season had passed. I have never been quite the same since. I’m relating this from a friend.
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Did you read Swamp Thing by Alan Moore?
Yeah! All the pages were made from trees.
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That’s How they communicate with us!
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That’s just dogwoods.
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