How it's made: hard crystal candies with cherry-flavored roses inside


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Boing Boing is stalking my YouTube channel favorites again. Humbug!


#3

This is definitely better than putting insects in hard candy.

Burn it with fire.


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Crystal Roses […] nothing but hot sugar, and flavors

Welp, off to the artisinal Band Names shop…


What is your Band Name, Rapper Name, Album Name
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I don’t want to know! Obviously they’re made by fairies using pure magic. That’ all I need to know!


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But are the fairies adequately compensated for their work? And are there sufficient protections in the workplace against abuses of magic?


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You think I care? Their oppression is delicious! What’s the Federal standard for fairy parts in candy? Raise it! Run that assembly line top speed!


#8

Makes me think of methods for making lampwork beads.


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Or made from fairies.


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