How Many Ears Does Captain Kirk Have?


#1

Aw, dammit, but a few weeks late!

Anyway, the answer is here:


#2

Two. A left one and a right one and that’s it.


#3

One annoying thing about the article is that the cat’s name is Brian. It was almost named Captain Kirk, but the BBC used the alternate name anyway because “LOL NOOZ!”. So if somebody wants to report on you, and you could have had a funnier name, they might just use that name. It sets a great precedent for dumbness and dumbly dumnitude.


#4

“And I’m sitting here today with the amazing litigation lawyer Sue Yoo, heh heh

“Um, Brian… my name is Susan Yong…”

“So, Sue, how many did you sue today, eh?”

sigh


#5

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