You’re fired.
Need’s more face-palm…
rare double facepalm
Spock weeps for you…
Damn not quick enough.
Hey Kirk, guess what I found in your toilet.
The captain’s log.
why’d Spock pee on the ceiling?
to go where no man has gone before
TOP 10 LINES FROM THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE
10. Captain! There’s a horrible life form on your head! Oh, sorry, It’s your hairpiece.
9. Surprise! Those aren’t Dilithium Crystals - they’re Folgers Crystals!
8. Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor - not a very good actor!
7. Don’t let Kirk show you what he calls “the Captains’s log.” 
6. Computer analysis of the tapes indicates it really is Rob Lowe
5. Geez - I’m sick of you guys!
4. It’s been a century since they changed your planet’s name from Earth to Trump.
3. Oh, yeah? Well, beam this up, pal!
2. What the hell is Don King doing here?
- Screw the Final Frontier! Let’s go see Batman.
had to do a bit of google-fu/cmd-f-ing to get it
http://www.mudslide.net/TopTen/lnwdxtra.html
Stop it, just please stop it!
My wife went to the West Indies…
and then what happened?
is this like The Man From Nantucket or something?
And you wanted her to go to Jamaica!
No, wait…
This GIF is the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite a while!
Oh dear.
It looks as if you shouldn’t have posted this joke.
Many people seem annoyed by it, and it is only logical that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the pun.
You, on the other hand, need to be beamed to the hold of some Klingon vessel where you’ll be no tribble at all.
