Originally published at: How many football metaphors does it take to get to the center of Herschel Walker? | Boing Boing
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“Chuck Norris is the ultimate badass,”
Easily proven false:
Any relief I took in the “red wave” dissipating into a pink mist is counterbalanced by the fact that about half of the Georgia electorate is still willing to have this drooling [man] as their representative in the U.S. Senate.
The football metaphor I would apply to Herschel Walker:
How about a different nickname based on his taxes? “Walker, Texas Resident”?
How many football metaphors does it take to get to the center of Herschel Walker?
It’s a jump ball.
Given the fact that Walker was variously either the top paid NFL player or just among the top paid players, it’s pretty demonstrably false that any of the teams that he played for professionally were low on funds (at least until Walker’s paychecks cleared, anyhow).
42?
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