How the "kindly brontosaurus pose" can get you anything you want

Religious proselytizers take this stance with me. It doesn’t work for them.

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That woman does appear to be standing like a blank-eyed predator about to leap.
“When Janet looks back to the screen, I’m going to pounce.”

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When the alarms go off at the next gate over because a flight attendant left the door open too long and everyone else looks, you keep staring creepily at the gate agent.

“Is anyone here willing to give up their seat?”

nod empathically then wonder why you didn’t get on the plane…

[time passes]

“You do know the plane left 20 minutes ago, right?”

nod empathically while continuing to stare creepily at them until the next plane arrives at the gate

“Does anyone here have any weapons or other prohibited items?”

nod empathically while still staring down the gate agent then wonder why security is tackling you

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I go wth this pose.

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