I am sorry if anyone was offended by my statement of the way I really feel…
- Suggest what you will do to see that you don’t make the same mistake again.
I’m really sorry that list was incomplete.
Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You’re really sorry?
Archie: I’m really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back?
Archie: I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
If you’ve sincerely tried to correct your mistake, some people simply won’t forgive, and you must move on. But on the other hand, some things may be unforgivable.
A friend and I were thinking of creative ways to wreak social havoc. Infect their computer and phone with a program that reviews all outgoing correspondence. Any time the program detects a sentence with “sorry,” “apologies,” “sympathy,” “condolences,” etc, it inserts at the end of that sentence, “, lol.” or “, lmao.”
“the person responsible [to me and was thus following my orders] has been fired.”
“you’re taking that out of context”
The person responsible for the subtitles has been sacked.
What happened to 3 Metal albums and having 2 hours of comedy routine stolen? Why is it complicated now?
I sincerely apologize, from the bottom of my heart. But please let me know if there’s anything I can do to make things right.
Learn from someone who’s really got something to apologise for:
Hah! You know Chris Lilley?
Not well, but Ja’mie cracks me up.
Ah, I see that he is on his way to Los Angeles soon…
That one was a classic.
I think his best character is the teenage islander dude. Very authentic.
Oh, and the super self-indulgent teacher rivals even Gervais for cringeworthiness.
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