Sorry not sorry: Try the 'Celebrity Perv Apology Generator'


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/24/sorry-not-sorry-try-the-cel.html


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I regret NOTHING!!!


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I’m trying to think of an apology from Harvey Weinstein that I’d actually find acceptable, and the only thing I can think of is, “I’m so sorry for my actions. To show my regret, I’ll now be fired out of a cannon into the Sun.”


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Now pair that up with the North Korean press release generator for some truly epic non-pologies.


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sigh. Being a perv isn’t the problem. Abusing others is the problem.


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As someone who grew up in a different era, it doesn’t take long for the generator to start repeating itself.


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