Sorry not sorry: Try the 'Celebrity Perv Apology Generator'


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I regret NOTHING!!!


I’m trying to think of an apology from Harvey Weinstein that I’d actually find acceptable, and the only thing I can think of is, “I’m so sorry for my actions. To show my regret, I’ll now be fired out of a cannon into the Sun.”


Now pair that up with the North Korean press release generator for some truly epic non-pologies.


sigh. Being a perv isn’t the problem. Abusing others is the problem.


As someone who grew up in a different era, it doesn’t take long for the generator to start repeating itself.



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