Originally published at: How to calmly transport an entire bee colony by carrying the Queen in your fist | Boing Boing
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This person is my hero. But I’m going to go put on my bee suit right now after watching that.
This is how you make a bee suit (not a beekeeping suit). Hang the queen in a box around your neck and the bees will swarm over you calmly.
Ha, ha ha ha, ha ha, fuck no.
All the cool kids are doing it. There’s quite a buzz.
They’ll drone on and on about it too. I’d rather feel the sting of uncool middle-age than that of a bee.
Bees are awesome but this is more my style.
That really put a bee in my bonnet.
I used to like to stay around bees. Then they stung my face. Now I’m a bee leaver.
So that is what he will look like in his final form?
Looks like the queen’s pheromones work on more than just the drones.
“TAKE MY HIVE TO THE NEW PALACE, HUMANZZZZZZZZ.”
You can’t hear it in the video, but he was quietly humming to himself all the time.
Even if these were magical, friendly stinger-free bees, I think I will say no to them crawling all over my body.
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