I can still see stains. Also painted daisies aren’t going to remove those cracks.
ROB
What do you cover basement stains with?
JEFFREY
Shellac primer and two-pa—
ROB
FUCK THAT SHIT. DAISIES!!!
He grabs Jeffrey and pushes him into Gay Ben’s place.
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The Royal Navy used to paint the floors of warships red, so that all the blood on them would be less obvious and less likely to freak out the crew in battle.
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You’re going to want to be thinking more roses, carnations, or poppies in that case.
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Great idea for the streets of DC.
Yikes! Fascinating, but I can’t bring myself to like that 
Reminds me of this…
[quote]Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!”. The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, “Bring me my red shirt!”. The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day’s occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, “Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?”. The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, “If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid”. The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!![/quote]
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I suggest an epoxy floor kit. Fill the cracks after the first coat, add a second coat and sprinkle with paint chips for aesthetics, and then go over all of it with a clear coat.
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Easy problem to fix, don’t stop drinking. Then you don’t have to start all over.
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I once helped a friend stain some concrete for a client of his. Was pretty interesting learning how to do it, even if it was the one time. However the acid fumes were not nice to be around, would imagine it’d be worse doing it indoors so i’d recommend caution and proper preparation.
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I thought the same thing, except i remember acting that out as a skit in boy scouts…
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It paints the daisies on the floor or else it gets the hose again.
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If the stains are dog pee, you’ll soon have daisies with dog pee stains.
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What’s the use of getting sober, when you’re gonna get drunk again.
-Louis Jordan
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