How to have cybersex on the Internet


#1

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Huffing Boing Boing
#2

Oh, that's how!

I get it now.


#3

She's very talented. . . she managed to take her sweater off while typing.


#4

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


#5

It usually takes longer than that. I mean... I... I assume it would... not that I would actually know or anything.


#6

Yo, that black bar didn't hit what it meant to hit.


#7

"Yes. With lots of S's"

Now THAT is some hot chat.


#8

Damn! I'm way behind the times.

Next time someone online asks " Say, would you like to have CYBERSEX??? "...I will know just what to do. I'll bet that one-hand typing comes in real...uh...handy.


#9

Doesn't it cost millions of dollars for the hardware?


#10

I think this is fake, did you see how long it took between when she asked and when she got her first offer? And only one response, too…


#11

Dude, there were like 37 other people on the intertron back then.

It was probably even before anyone thought of pretending to be female.


#12

yessssssssssssss


#13

Is this from some program akin to Look Around You, or was this done seriously?


#14

I really want my sarcasm font... also who here remembers CompuServe's CB channels? Thats where I learned how to type erotically.


#15

I like that.


#16

12 year old me would have paused the fuck out of that tape.


#17

I love the review, "Tedium has never been this topless."


#18

Seems real, as improbable as that feels to me..

http://www.foundfootagefest.com/

Some of this footage is truly, truly insane to the point that I also have difficulty believing they aren't cleverly constructed parodies. But I know Computer Beach Party is real, and that Traci Lords jazzercize thing seems real..


#19

I wondered if it was possible to make an attractive topless woman boring to a straight man, and now I have an answer.


#20

That's not sex. It's D&D.